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bases for normal people:
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
catsgomao: lies i keep telling myself i’m going to do my homework now i’m going to sleep early today i’m going to get off the computer now i’m going to stop eating so much i’m going to start working out
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
me: with a pair of caesars
colourspectrums: Vancouver, BC. where you get all four seasons in one day
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
sheenamouse: I AM CRYING OUT OF EXCITEMENT SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.
andallthatfunstuff: toocooltobehipster: Wantwantwantwantwantwant still reblogging
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